Headline: “Public option may be dropped from final health care bill”
I say: — “Health Insurance Companies Rejoyce: More People Allowed to Buy into a Severely Broken System”
Headline: “China Ignores Appeals, Executes Briton”
I say: — “Stop Doing Business with China Already”
Headline: “Rep. Mark Kirk’s sexual orientation questioned in GOP opponent’s ad”
I say: — “And Why Should it Matter?”
Headline: “E. Coli O157:H7 Outbreak Results in Beef Recall for 248,000 Pounds of Meat”
I say: — “And the Packages had the USDA Mark of Inspection on Them”
Headline: “Exposure to tobacco smoke leads to emphysema”
I say: — “And the News Is?”
Headline: “Pot-Stuffed Teddy Bear Found at Calif. Toy Store”
I say: — “Just Legalize It Already”
Go ahead, hate me. Homicide grants more compassion than suicide.